#LetsBanEverything

Well, that's not a random title. Anyways, lets hit the point directly. What are we waiting for? I want each of us to first answer the following three questions:

Is your driving license fake?

Did you ever pay a 'fine' directly to the policeman when you were caught for a traffic offense for which there is no official record?

Do you know an agent who can get you any document for a fee, irrespective of your eligibility?

If answer to any of the above is a YES, bingo! Welcome to the elite 70% of India. Isn't it funny, to find the analogy here? Like throwing the garbage on the road while complaining the country is filthy. Hypocrisy is an underrated term here. We, not as Indians, but as an average human beings, need to understand where the problem is. Rape is not acceptable, there is no doubt about that. But we need to do only one thing, find the root and eliminate the problem from the root. And apparently it looks like banning SOBER Cabs is the solution:

Figure - An usual Indian machinery – Money, Agent, Derp and woh certificate – MAD'c Phenomenon (tm)

Of course who wants to see that the real problem is in red (come on, red is just a color?!) box?

Lets just ban SOBER cabs.

By the way, while sipping in the coffee, burning my lips, I just found out that to be safe here, we need only one thing. Ban Everything. Or better still, #LetsBanEverything.