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- Pakistan on Thursday said that it will bring to justice all those responsible for the Mumbai terror attacks that occurred last November in India..I hope they aren't meaning a Rs 310 Million additional aid on almost the same amount spent, for more trial of Kasab!

- Apple chief thrashes Adobe...I guess his YouTube video crashed just before the climax or the eBook he downloaded couldn't be read or may be his photo-shopped not-for-children photo appeared on net!

- Did you know Bush has his own oil company?..that explains all his moves on gulf countries..

- Post match parties to be banned from IPL-4..that means players and management of teams have to rely only on phones for next match results!!

- What will be Google's latest move?
A: List "Dalai Lama" on its results for any search for "China"..

- What all should you have with you to drive world's cheapest car - Nano?

1. Fire protective suit.
2. Signed and fire-proof will.
3. Lots of adhesives for keeping the doors from falling.
4. A phone which automatically dials an emergency number in every 10 minutes.
5. A portable DVD player to watch a movie in the cooling period break after a drive of 20 minutes!!

Creat(intuit)ive - iMince

Welcome to iMince..a place dealing with the latest with a twist. One liners, satire, sarcasm is what iMince is all about. Without needing to explain any further, here iMince-

Why is Lalit so important?

A: 'coz he can Modi-fy everything related to IPL!

What will an Apple say to a Blackberry?

A: We are not just fruits anymore..

What will Google's latest tweet be?

A: "We are not Made in China anymore"..

Did you know that there is a search engine by Microsoft called 'bing'?..I know half of you are gonna search it in Google and find it out!

Most of the leaders all around the world are planning to put a meeting on 'Climate-Change', who'll be reaching Cape Town in their own convoy of jets, sit in heavily air-conditioned hall and move in their elite fleet of cars. Hope, it gets over soon!

What am I referring to unintentionally when I say " I phone his home when I touch this.."?

A: Apple Inc.

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enjoy!