Helmets' SCAM in India!

No no that's not me saying that. Some (or most? leave comments to decide) people in India think so.

Ohh, I didn't realize there was a pie chart on there! So yeah, look at it! Where do you fall?

I mean, its your f****** head! You got to realize it carries THE most important thing of your body, your BRAIN!! You got to respect that.

Yeah the pic on the right side is pretty common sight as well! Carrying it but not wearing it! WHY??! (forget the fact that this guy is also speaking on the phone!)

To buy a helmet just for saving the fine and for that investing on a helmet which costs less than the fine is foolish. One must buy a good one, because of the fact that your life is much more worth than that! Come on!

Do you buy a trouser and roam around carrying it in your hand? If answer to that is a "no", same analogy must apply while you are riding a two wheeler. Ask those who didn't and are no longer there to tell you its important to wear a helmet. Still worth to ask and not get a reply, that might change your thoughts around it.

Think about it. Think about your head (yes the thoughts are coming from that brain of yours!). And invest as much as you can in your life. You got one life, make it large (ahem no sponsors again and yeah by surviving you increase the probability to make it large)!

Happy and safe riding! Wish you all a very happy and healthy New Year 2017.

Biker Image Courtesy: Google.

De-Monetization is BAD!!

The demon

Yes guys, it is. Now, before you guys start to puzzle around, this Indian demonetization of 500 and 1000 rupee notes is bad for:

1. Black money hoarders! (duh!)
2. Terrorists (who were roaming around with the most adored Gandhi pic on a paper but then on a fake note)

So basically the ones which were stashed behind the walls and false roof are gonna stay there, forever! Good building material they would say.

Now, coming to a guy like me, I am hardly impacted since I PAY MY TAXES!! And believe me, I did not hear any complaints as projected by many political parties (who may be one from the list above) from anyone, my maid, my local fish vendor - NO ONE! In-fact I paid my maid via online money transfer to account (never thought of that before, thanks to THE chai wala but more efficient than some 'Harvard' guys, Modi!) and my local fish vendor is going to get a swiping machine soon!

Some of you might have other thoughts, and for a healthy democracy it is necessary to have such thoughts but then what options do you have now? Rather than trolling RBI, we can channel our energy to empower the lesser informed lot of people to move online, isnt it? That's going to help those guys and not few lines of sarcasm because we all know, this is not getting rolled back at all. To push a country to such a massive change and in believing in it, is a feat in itself, so hats off to everyone and I sincerely urge you all to support this and "be remembered for good" (naah, no sponsors there, of-course!).

Obama Modi sharing a joke on demonetization

PS: Err..back after long break. Hello everyone! Hope you all had a great 2016!

21-12'16

#LetsBanEverything

Well, that's not a random title. Anyways, lets hit the point directly. What are we waiting for? I want each of us to first answer the following three questions:

Is your driving license fake?

Did you ever pay a 'fine' directly to the policeman when you were caught for a traffic offense for which there is no official record?

Do you know an agent who can get you any document for a fee, irrespective of your eligibility?

If answer to any of the above is a YES, bingo! Welcome to the elite 70% of India. Isn't it funny, to find the analogy here? Like throwing the garbage on the road while complaining the country is filthy. Hypocrisy is an underrated term here. We, not as Indians, but as an average human beings, need to understand where the problem is. Rape is not acceptable, there is no doubt about that. But we need to do only one thing, find the root and eliminate the problem from the root. And apparently it looks like banning SOBER Cabs is the solution:

Figure - An usual Indian machinery – Money, Agent, Derp and woh certificate – MAD'c Phenomenon (tm)

Of course who wants to see that the real problem is in red (come on, red is just a color?!) box?

Lets just ban SOBER cabs.

By the way, while sipping in the coffee, burning my lips, I just found out that to be safe here, we need only one thing. Ban Everything. Or better still, #LetsBanEverything.